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Number of posts : 45
Age : 41
Location : Pittsburgh, PA
Toon : Rognarr the seething ball of ferociousness!!! :D
Registration date : 2008-08-31

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PostSubject: Redneck Love Poem :)   Redneck Love Poem :) Icon_minitimeMon Oct 13, 2008 8:52 pm

For all you hunters and fishermen out there... ever fall in-love with a girl so special that she made you feel like this? Hehe...

Redneck Love Poem

Collards is green, my dog's name is Blue
And I'm so lucky to have a sweet thang like you.
Yore hair is like corn silk a-flapping in the breeze.
Softer than Blue's and without all them fleas.

You move like the bass, which excite me in May.
You ain't got no scales but I luv you anyway.
Yo're as satisfy'n as okry jist a-fry'n in the pan.
Yo're as fragrant as "snuff" right out of the can.

You have some'a yore teeth, for which I am proud;
I hold my head high when we're in a crowd.
On special occasions, when you shave under yore arms,
Well, I'm in hawg heaven, and awed by yore charms.

Still them fellers at work, they all want to know,
What I did to deserve such a purdy, young doe.
Like a good roll of duct tape, yo're there fer yore man,
To patch up life's troubles and fix what you can.

Yo're as cute as a junebug a-buzzin' overhead.
You ain't mean like those farm ants I found in my bed.
Cut from the best cloth like a plaid flannel shirt,
You spark up my life more than a fresh load of dirt.

When you hold me real tight like a padded gunrack,
My life is complete; Ain't nuttin' I lack.
Yore complexion, it's perfection, like the best vinyl sidin'.
Despite all the years, yore age, it keeps hidin'.

Me 'n' you's like a Moon Pie with a RC cold drank,
We go together like a skunk goes with stank.
Some men, they buy chocolate for Valentine's Day;
They git it at Wal-Mart, it's romantic that way.

Some men git roses on that special day
From the cooler at Krogers. That's impressive," I say.
Some men buy fine diamonds from a flea market booth.
"Diamonds are forever," they explain, suave and couth.

But for this man, honey, these won't do.
Cause yor'e too special, you sweet thang you.
I got you a gift, without taste nor odor,
More useful than diamonds......IT'S A NEW TROLL'N MOTOR!!

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Number of posts : 111
Location : West Jordan, Utah
Toon : Seshafir (Tempest of Set), Enyla (Ranger)
Registration date : 2008-08-07

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PostSubject: Re: Redneck Love Poem :)   Redneck Love Poem :) Icon_minitimeTue Oct 14, 2008 8:51 am

This was a super silly. Thanks for the giggle.

Real women are not afraid of a little blood.
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Registration date : 2008-10-11

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PostSubject: Re: Redneck Love Poem :)   Redneck Love Poem :) Icon_minitimeFri Oct 31, 2008 1:21 pm

hehe. Nice one Roggy.
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